Botanical Alchemy for Cats
Why Most Catnip Sprays Suck
Most sprays are just flavored water or stale extract. No scent. No kick. No response. Your cat sniffs it... and walks away. Ours? One whiff and they’re climbing curtains.
🚫 Why Most Catnip Sprays Fail
- Made from dried scraps or weak extracts
- Little to no active nepetalactone
- Often mixed with alcohol or perfumes
- Generic scent. No real effect.
- Mass-produced, mystery-sourced
- Cats barely react—or avoid it entirely
🌿 What Makes Ours Better
- Steam-distilled from live, whole catnip
- Max nepetalactone in every spray
- Zero alcohol. Zero fillers. Just potency.
- Fresh, sharp scent cats go wild for
- Grown & bottled in Colorado
- Small-batch. Lab-logged. Sealed by hand.
Founders Run: Catnip Alchemy Spray
🔥 Only a few bottles left in the Founders Run. Once they’re gone — they’re gone.
First micro-lot includes hand-numbered bottles and a limited edition cat toy.
Clean, potent catnip hydrosol — perfect for toys, posts, and “zoomies on command.” This first micro-lot will be hand-numbered and sealed.
Reserve a Bottle Now $24.00Ships after the first distillation run (estimated 4–8 weeks).
Same pure distillate, smaller bottle. Limit 1 per customer.
Use at your own risk. Purchase, subscription, or continued use of this product constitutes your confirmation that you understand the risks and have read and agree to the Disclaimer & Risk Notice.
Small-Batch
Every run is distilled in micro-lots under low heat to preserve volatiles and keep the scent clean and bright. Each bottle is dated, lot-tracked, and sealed like a proper potion.
Lab-Grade
We log strain, time, yield, and potency for each batch. If a run doesn’t hit our target profile, it’s reformulated—not rebranded—so what you buy stays consistent.
Cat-Approved
Field-tested by a panel of opinionated chaos gremlins. Only blends that trigger zoomies, head-bonks, and ritual floor-rolls make it to the shelf.
How Catnip Works
Catnip affects most cats through scent — not consumption. The compound nepetalactone triggers olfactory receptors and activates sensory neurons, creating a euphoric effect. Our hydrosol captures this active compound in its purest form.
