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🚨 Limited micro-lot: Only a small number of hand-numbered bottles will be released. Estimated ship date: Early November.
Founders Batch — Catnip Alchemy Spray
The inaugural batch will be hand-numbered and released only by reservation.
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Monthly Subscription — Catnip Alchemy Spray
Automatic monthly delivery of our catnip hydrosol. Cancel anytime.
- $19/mo (save ~21%)
- Priority allocation on small-batch runs
- Pause or cancel with one click
$19/mo
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First bottle ships immediately; renews monthly.
Limited
Founders Batch — Catnip Alchemy Spray
Witch-crafted catnip distillate for ecstatic feline play — bottled in dark glass for cats born with chaos in their blood.
- Hand-numbered, dated, and lot-tracked
- Clean, bright scent profile (hydrosol)
- Dark glass atomizer for fine mist
- Made in Colorado
$24
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Ships after the first distillation run (estimated 4–8 weeks).
How It Works
Our catnip spray is a pure plant hydrosol — not a flavored mist or treat. The scent alone is what activates the zoomies.
- ✅ Spray on toys, scratching posts, or blankets
- ✅ Wait 10 seconds for scent to bloom
- ✅ Supervise play — no need to spray directly on cats
For external use only. Not for ingestion. Read Disclaimer.
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✍️ Hand-numbered micro-lot
🧪 Lab-tracked batches