🚨 Limited micro-lot: Only a small number of hand-numbered bottles will be released. Estimated ship date: Early November.

Founders Batch — Catnip Alchemy Spray

The inaugural batch will be hand-numbered and released only by reservation.

Monthly Subscription — Catnip Alchemy Spray Best Value

Monthly Subscription — Catnip Alchemy Spray

Automatic monthly delivery of our catnip hydrosol. Cancel anytime.

  • $19/mo (save ~21%)
  • Priority allocation on small-batch runs
  • Pause or cancel with one click
$19/mo
Subscribe & Save

First bottle ships immediately; renews monthly.

Founders Batch — Catnip Alchemy Spray Limited

Founders Batch — Catnip Alchemy Spray

Witch-crafted catnip distillate for ecstatic feline play — bottled in dark glass for cats born with chaos in their blood.

  • Hand-numbered, dated, and lot-tracked
  • Clean, bright scent profile (hydrosol)
  • Dark glass atomizer for fine mist
  • Made in Colorado
$24
Reserve Now

Ships after the first distillation run (estimated 4–8 weeks).

How It Works

Our catnip spray is a pure plant hydrosol — not a flavored mist or treat. The scent alone is what activates the zoomies.

For external use only. Not for ingestion. Read Disclaimer.

🔒 Stripe Secure Checkout ✍️ Hand-numbered micro-lot 🧪 Lab-tracked batches
Reserve – $24 Subscribe – $19/mo